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Posted by H. G. Wells (1898)- Aliens are invading earth. I repeat: Aliens are invading. Everyone panic. PANIC!

Posted by Orson Welles (10/30/1938)- Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been handed a message that came in from Grovers Mill by telephone. Just one moment please. At least forty people, including six state troopers, lie dead in a field east of the village of Grovers Mill, their bodies burned and distorted beyond all possible recognition.

Posted by Rochel Wolfowitz (12/19/2004)- OMG OMG OMG OMG! Aliens are invading. This is terrible. How could this happen. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. I'm speechless. OMG OMG OMG I'm running around in circles. OMG OMG OMG OMG

Posted by Alan Watts, Ufologist (12/20/2004)- I won't say I told you so, I but I told you so. The crop circles revealed all. But did the government listen to me NO!! Did you listen to me NO! Well now you'll all burn and perish! BURN! PERISH! DIE! Stupid Fools! They deserve the aliens and more.

Posted by Chana Blumenfruch (12/20/2004)-Ahh their gonna kill us all. Help Help. What do we do? OMG Help. Ahhh OMG Oh No they're here its too late. We're doomed NOOOOOOOO! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Posted by Xaxar, Great Leader of the Foemeds (12/22/2004)- Fershemdel Guzendinglach! Mishkerbindle! Crop Circle? Krepfintle! Zach Gastinbergele Findlelach! <translation omg omg I can't believe were about to conquer your puny planet. What's a crop circle? omg omg I can't wait to kill you all. omg, this was too easy>