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Chassid making streimels out of kosher animals
Closing of Machon HaTalmud L'Nashim.
Dovid Yankelberger's House Rid of Idols
Egypt Suffers Ten Calamaties
Extra Peppermint Gum Becomes Treif
Giant Shrimp Found in NY Water Supply
I can't use my alarm system on Shabbas
I invested in Enron
Joneses Build a Bigger Addition
Look What They've Done To My Song
OnlyTzaras.com was funnier last year
Rabbi Yusi Goldenshplatt put in Cheirem
Shmuel Yankolunik Turned Into a Vampire
Tzippi Gold Pregnant at only 17
Wife of Baruch V. Neal became Vegetarian
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A Hard Drive
A. Salesman
Bassy Bernstein
Birth of Maggie Simpson
Death of a Kid
Frummie Feldberg
Gavriel Chapman
Goldie
Hananiel McMekhqar
Headmaster Albus Dumbledore
Houseplant
Jesus
Major John Shmitt Removed from Gene Pool
Mother of 6 Killed
Old Man of the Mountain
Polly Parrot
Radio Star
Thag Shimmons
Yitzi Schwartz
Divorce of Cookie Monster and Cookies
Divorce of Mordichai Bialostocks's Mind from his Body
Divorce of Torah and Madda
Engagement of Aharon Schechter and Mrs. A. Schecter's Sheitel
Engagement of Frummie Goldstein and Shlomie Steinfeld
Engagement of Stern Girl to Harvard Guy
Engagement of Yossi Schmoestien and Rivky Goldgrubber
Marriage of Chaya Horowitz and Gron
Marriage of Lyne Grossbarb and TQ-147a (aka Ernie Fowsey)
Marriage of Sir Dovid and Lady Chava
My Neighbor Married an Alien
My New Son In Law Forgot to Get a Photographer
Non-Engagment of Esther Blumenkranz and Moderchai Goldenfeld
Bruriah Bloomenthal from Kindergarten
Cylinder
Dovid Abromowitz, From the Jedi Academy
Non-Graduation of Rachel Goldhammer
Shloimy Blumenkrantstein from Public School
Yetta Rosengartenfeld not in Who's Who!
Bark Mitzvah of Fifi Katzenbaum
Food in Dorm Fridge
Madonna
Naftali Didn't show up to His Bar Mitzvah
Reuven Horowitz
Beasts ferocious from hunger will swim across rivers
The Servant Will Rejoin The Master
Aliens invade, War of the Worlds
Cake Left out in the Rain
Canadians Take the Gold in the Olympic Floor Mopping Competition
Carman Sandiego Steals the Dome of the Rock
General Vladimir Mayakovsky's Plot for world domination foiled
I inherited $1M from Mobutu Kuku Ngbendu
I listed a moldy Cheese Danish on ebay
My Mom is so Fat, I can't get a shidduch!
Ned's Bed is Too Small
Palestinians Horrified At New Hamas Government
QT2D-7's Job Outsourced to Overseas Robot
Release of Microsoft Windows
Someone stole my name to use for this web site
The Simchaman's house burnt down by Shoteh
Young People Won't Believe Us
Accidental Aliyah of Hyram and Norma Blum
Aliya of Yankle Goldsmith
Aliyah of Yasser and Suha Arafat
Gedalia & Ruth Blumenkranz go on Yerida
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