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Devastating Tzaras

ALL YOUR BEIS ARE BELONG TO US

Chassid making streimels out of kosher animals

Closing of Machon HaTalmud L'Nashim.

Dovid Yankelberger's House Rid of Idols

Egypt Suffers Ten Calamaties

Extra Peppermint Gum Becomes Treif

Giant Shrimp Found in NY Water Supply

I can't use my alarm system on Shabbas

I invested in Enron

Joneses Build a Bigger Addition

Look What They've Done To My Song

OnlyTzaras.com was funnier last year

Rabbi Yusi Goldenshplatt put in Cheirem

Shmuel Yankolunik Turned Into a Vampire

Tzippi Gold Pregnant at only 17

Wife of Baruch V. Neal became Vegetarian


 
 

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Deaths

A Hard Drive

A. Salesman

Bassy Bernstein

Birth of Maggie Simpson

Death of a Kid

Frummie Feldberg

Gavriel Chapman

Goldie

Hananiel McMekhqar

Headmaster Albus Dumbledore

Houseplant

Jesus

Major John Shmitt Removed from Gene Pool

Mother of 6 Killed

Old Man of the Mountain

Polly Parrot

Radio Star

Thag Shimmons

Yitzi Schwartz


 
 
View More Engagements
Engagements

Divorce of Cookie Monster and Cookies

Divorce of Mordichai Bialostocks's Mind from his Body

Divorce of Torah and Madda

Engagement of Aharon Schechter and Mrs. A. Schecter's Sheitel

Engagement of Frummie Goldstein and Shlomie Steinfeld

Engagement of Stern Girl to Harvard Guy

Engagement of Yossi Schmoestien and Rivky Goldgrubber

Marriage of Chaya Horowitz and Gron

Marriage of Lyne Grossbarb and TQ-147a (aka Ernie Fowsey)

Marriage of Sir Dovid and Lady Chava

My Neighbor Married an Alien

My New Son In Law Forgot to Get a Photographer

Non-Engagment of Esther Blumenkranz and Moderchai Goldenfeld

Bruriah Bloomenthal from Kindergarten

Cylinder

Dovid Abromowitz, From the Jedi Academy

Non-Graduation of Rachel Goldhammer

Shloimy Blumenkrantstein from Public School

Yetta Rosengartenfeld not in Who's Who!

 
 
View Bar Mitzvas
Bar Mitzvas

Bark Mitzvah of Fifi Katzenbaum

Food in Dorm Fridge

Madonna

Naftali Didn't show up to His Bar Mitzvah

Reuven Horowitz


 
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Save the Date

Beasts ferocious from hunger will swim across rivers

The Servant Will Rejoin The Master


 
View More Graduations
Graduations

Bruriah Bloomenthal from Kindergarten

Cylinder

Dovid Abromowitz, From the Jedi Academy

Non-Graduation of Rachel Goldhammer

Shloimy Blumenkrantstein from Public School

Yetta Rosengartenfeld not in Who's Who!

 
View More Other Tzaras
Other Tzaras

Aliens invade, War of the Worlds

Cake Left out in the Rain

Canadians Take the Gold in the Olympic Floor Mopping Competition

Carman Sandiego Steals the Dome of the Rock

General Vladimir Mayakovsky's Plot for world domination foiled

I inherited $1M from Mobutu Kuku Ngbendu

I listed a moldy Cheese Danish on ebay

My Mom is so Fat, I can't get a shidduch!

Ned's Bed is Too Small

Palestinians Horrified At New Hamas Government

QT2D-7's Job Outsourced to Overseas Robot

Release of Microsoft Windows

Someone stole my name to use for this web site

The Simchaman's house burnt down by Shoteh

Young People Won't Believe Us



 
View Yeridas
Yeridas

Accidental Aliyah of Hyram and Norma Blum

Aliya of Yankle Goldsmith

Aliyah of Yasser and Suha Arafat

Gedalia & Ruth Blumenkranz go on Yerida


 
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