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Posted by Acme Crimenet (9/15/1991) - Hurry Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego just stole the Har Habayis. There no way we can let her get away with moving this mountain. Hurry! Oh wait according to the Chief, she only stole the stupid building on top of it. Maybe we should let her keep it. But then the Palestinians might start a Fifth Intifada, which would be bad. Plus they will blame Israel for the theft for sure. And stealing is still a V.I.L.E thing to do. But then again, now that the darn building is gone, we can build our Mikdash up there. But we should respect the law of the nations. But... Oh wow. We just wasted half of our broadcast time over this dilemma.

Posted by Rockapella (9/15/1991) - Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina. She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize. She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Well she glides around the globe, and she'll flim-flam every nation. She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery. Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations. Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Posted by Gavriel Lee (9/15/1991) - Well gumshoes, you heard Rockapella. Carmen is the capital of a country flying a red, white, and blue flag. She said she wanted to steal the "White House". The city rhymes with Bashington, BB. Is it "Ankara, Turkey", "Harare, Zimbabwe", or "Washington, DC, USA?"

Posted by The Chief (9/15/1991) - Ugg. It looks like Carmen slipped through our fingers. I looked all over Ankara and Harare, but I found no sign of either her or Robocrook. Luckily the CIA did rather better, and I hear she is enjoying a nice vacation in Guantanamo, Cuba. As for you, you "gumshoes" did so bad you don't even deserve the Encyclopedia Britannica, let alone the trip to anywhere in the world. You would just waste it on a trip to Monsey anyway.

Posted by Chaim Gevertzman, Gumshoe (9/15/1991) - That's a lie. I would have gone to the Holy City of Lakewood, and you know it!