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Posted by Rabbi Joseph Soloveitchik (11/21/2006) - Torah, Madda, what's this I hear about a divorce? I think both of you are being a bit hasty here. Get in touch with me - you know my number.

Posted by Rabbi Aharon Lichtenstein (11/21/2005) - The ontological and psychological repercussions of this decision cannot be understated. I mourn, not merely for the loss of this incomparably marvelous union, but for the inestimable loss that all of klal yisrael has suffered today.

Posted by Jared Goldsmith (11/22/2005) - I always thought you two were meant to be together. Well, you had some good times, eh?

Posted by Shloimie Shwartzstein (11/22/2005) - This is min hoshomoyim! Didn't I always tell you that Madda was good for nothing? You can do better, Torah! Mazel ubrocho!

Posted by Parnassa (11/22/2005) - Torah, you know I never got over you. Maybe now we can get back together?

Posted by Avodah (11/23/2005) - Listen here, Parnassa! Torah's MY bashert! We're a match made at Sinai, him and me. If anyone's getting back together with Torah, it's going to be me! You and I both know very well that the only reason Torah got together with you in the first place was because my shadchan was busy hiding from the Romans in a cave. Don't think you can count on that Rabbi Yishmael friend of yours taking care of everything this time around!