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(2/02/2005)- Sarah you look stunning! When I heard the news, I almost died
of shock. But you two are made for each other. May you build a Bais Neeman
(2/02/2005)- How would you know how stunning my darling Sarah looks!? Did
you notice there are NO photos in the gallery. Did you wonder why? I'LL TELL
YOU WHY!!! MY NEW SON IN LAW IS A NINCOMPOOP I ARRANGED EVERYTHING FOR THE
WEDDING! I PICKED OUT MY DAUGHTER'S DRESS, BOOKED A BAND, GOT A CATERING
HALL, AND GOT THE FOOD. ALL THE CHASSAN HAD TO DO WAS GET ONE LITTLE
PHOTOGRAPHER!!!!! AND DID HE DO IT NO!!! So there are no wedding pictures
and there never will be. The whole thing's ruined because of him
(2/03/2005)- Wow Rivkah! for a while I thought one of your daughters actually
managed to find a decent husband. But no, I guss this guy is a jerk too.
(2/04/2005)- Alright!!! Maybe my son is not perfect. Maybe he should have
gotten a photographer. But did your family do any better. Your caterer was
worse than the photographer. The hors d'oeuvres tasted like old shoe leather and
the chicken smelled like a skunk, and don't get me started on the dessert.
And as for your "band", it was just some old guy banging a couple cymbals
together. SO LAY OFF MY SON!!!
HaSofer (2/07/2005)- Stop it. Stop it. Arguing will solve nothing. But for a
small fee I could write them a get. Then they could get married again with
better food, better music, and a photographer. If you act quickly, no one
will ever have to know about their first wedding.
(2/08/2005)- That's crazy. It won't solve anything. You'll probably just
ruin the second wedding too. What really need is MY service. For a small
fee, I'll take pictures of some other wedding. Your dream wedding. And well
call it yours. no one will know the difference. And for a slightly larger
fee I'll photoshop the pictures to make it look more realistic.