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Posted by Leah Manfeld (2/15/2005)- Aaaaah, Frummie. I can't believe it, I'm your best friend in the whole world and I never knew you were dating... I'm in shock!!!! Mazal Tov. Shlomie, I know you must be a really great and special person as Frummie is the best friend in the whole world ever. I can't wait to meet you Shlomie.

Posted by Shlomie Steinfeld (2/16/2005)- Frummie??? Frummie who??? How can I be engaged to you when I don't know who you are? Who exactly are you and how do I know you? Or is this a different person by my name from my hometown? I am slightly disturbed, will the real Shlomie please declare yourself and reassure me...

Posted by Frummie Goldstein (2/16/2005)- Shlomie, darling, how could you possibly not remember me? I saw you in shul the shabbos I was visiting the Katzs. You were davning with such kavannah, swaying back and forth so hard it was causing a breeze, even in the women's section! Then I asked the Katzs about you, they said that you were staying with the Goldfarbs. They then asked the Goldfarbs about you, and everything was right, you came from the right community, davened in the right shul, went to all the right schools, don't eat at anyone's house that uses colored tableclothes on shabbos, you even had an appropriate name! How could you not be my fiancee???? Don't you agree dating is such a waste of time, particularly when you are perfect for me! I'd like to invite you to our vort on Sunday. I'm looking forward to seeing you for the first time as my fiancee there. Can't wait xxx

Posted by Shlomie Steinfeld (2/17/2005)- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!