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Posted by Akhenaten (1280 BCE) - Oh my Ra!!! OMR!!  This is horrible!  I went down to the Great Nile for a drink and the exalted river was blood red!  And no matter how much I dig, all the water is red and undrinkable!

Posted by Aminadav (1280 BCE) - You know, Akhenaten, I’ve got plenty of fresh water if you’d like to buy some.

Posted by Amenhotep (1280 BCE) - I don’t believe it!  Just when the river turned drinkable again, these frogs are all over!  Frogs in my bed and frogs on my head!  Frogs on my nose and frogs on my toes!

Posted by Tiy (1280 BCE) - You think that’s bad?  We went to bake some bread and those #@$! frogs jumped into the oven!

Posted by Naphurureya (1280 BCE) - I was dusting my house and the stupid dust went and bit me!  This is truly the finger of God.

Posted by Menkheperure (1280 BCE) - I was walking home from a hard day’s work slave-driving and a LION came up and bit off my leg!  I get home and find that a bear mauled my wife and a gorilla ate my kid!

Posted by Thutmosis (1280 BCE) - OMR! After the animals have stopped killing us then all our cattle that was left dies.  What’s up with that? Why can’t Paroh just get rid of those stupid slaves already?

Posted by Pithom (1280 BCE) - This is getting very annoying.  After all our cattle died then we start getting these horrible boils all over, and the Chartum covered by my HMO can’t cure the things!

Posted by Kheperkheprure (1280 BCE) - What weather we’ve been having! Hail with fire in it, this shouldn’t be happening.  It’s ruined my crops and I can’t imagine how much I’m gone need to spend for that new roof, and FEMA is certainly no help.  Not only that, but the weather on Goshen is beautiful.  We’ve certainly blown it this time.

Posted by Ay (1280 BCE) - I can’t figure out why Paroh is so stubborn! Why won’t he just let those Hebrews go worship in the desert.  Whatever I had left after the hail smashed and burned everything just got eaten by hordes of locusts.

Posted by Horemheb (1280 BCE) - I cam't see! O cam barlt touvhty[e wekk enoufg tp wrire this post!

Posted by Shaul Katzenberg (1280 BCE) - I don’t know what Horemheb’s problem is, since I can see just fine.  And it’s not his house, because I just checked it out for gold and riches, and I could see there too.

Posted by Ramses (Nissan/14/1280 BCE) - No!  I can’t take this creeping death! Don’t touch my son! Get out of here, you Hebrews!