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Posted by Mrs. Schwartz (Purim 2005) - How can this be? My little Yitzi, dead, and on Purim. He was safe at Yeshiva, what could have happened?!?

Posted by Shlomo "Shikker" Gold (Purim 2005) - Ahh, Boruch Hashem! Yitzi died while fulfilling one of the biggesht mitshvos de'oraisha. Now he MAMESH doesn't know the differensh between... betweeen... between Haman and that other guy, that other... Mordechai, yeah! That's it. Boruch Hashhhem!

Posted by Yeshaya Amozi (730 BCE) - Ah, those who are so mighty to drink wine, and so valiant as mixers of drink... Just as straw is consumed by fire, their roots will rot and blow away like dust.

Posted by Mordechai Feldman (Shushan Purim 2005) - Who do you think you are, Amozi? Some sort of navi, telling us things like that?! You should be ashamed. It is wondeful that so many of our youngest bachurim take their mitzvos so seriously. It's obvious from poskim that getting smashed on Purim is one of the biggest mitzvos out there. It's true that some people may overdo it a bit, like poor Yitzi, but hey - most of the guys live till the next year, right? Some of them are even able to make it to shacharis on Shushan Purim!

Posted by Rabbi Zeira (Shushan Purim 350 CE) - Miracles don't happen every day...