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My Mom is so Fat, I can't get a shidduch! (Los Angeles, California)
Thursday, August 13, 2004
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Sign the guestbookPosted by Shamu-el
(8/15/2004)- Your mom is so fat she had to go to Sea World to fit in a mikveh You know once the girl gets married, she'll blow up.
Sign the guestbookPosted by Bella Lantic
8/16/2004)- Your mom is so fat she's got her own area code!
Sign the guestbookPosted by Joey Limpsky
(8/17/2004)- Your mom is so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Sign the guestbookPosted by Elliot Spingel
(8/17/2004)- Your mom is so old, she was around when the dead sea was still sick!
Sign the guestbookPosted by Arthur Jumboman
(8/18/2004)- Your mom is so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Sign the guestbookPosted by Rachel Steinfeld
(8/19/2004)- Your mom is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Sign the guestbookPosted by Chen Chen La
8/21/2004)- Your mom is so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Sign the guestbookPosted by Meira Stern
(8/21/2004)- Your mom is so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Sign the guestbookPosted by Shoshie Fisher
8/21/2004)- Your mom is so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please".

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